- falling asleep on someone’s chest
- wrapping your arms around each other
- synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
- falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
- forehead kissies and murmured affections
- MONSTER TRUCKS
dating me would involve:
- bed all day
- sexy time
- tv shows
hello i have come to seduce you
Why don’t we… Quack open a bottle of wine?
like a month ago this lady came into my health class and talked about internet safety and she said the government has access to all of our snapchats we send and i was really happy because the government owns probably over 500 pictures of my double chin i dont know what else she said because i fell asleep
how do people not listen to music? what do you do when you’re on the bus? when u want to feel like ur in a music video? when ur sad? when ur happy? how do you even live?
please don’t ask me what’s wrong if you see me trying to contain my tears because 99% of the time my eyes will release a flood.